Snippets

In which three times James got jealous and the one time Luke gets jealous

1.

James is not one of those creepy husbands who watches from a far while his obviously pregnant but ridiculously hot husband learned to cook from a jerk who looks like he's mentally undressing Luke. 

"You'll need a bigger bowl for that," the jerk - James doesn't have time nor does he ever want to remember the Italian's name - stepped back to stare at Luke's ass and slightly exposed back. Damn Luke for still being able to fit into his super tight jeans. Damn him for even letting his husband wear it. 

James is sure he would die of a heart attack or at least be charged of attempted murder by the end of the day.

He loses it when Luke's cheeks starts to flush when his jerk of an instructor leaned far too close to his back as he taught his husband how to kneed a dough.  

In the end, the Italian went home covered with few bags of flour and cursing the day James was born.

2.

Luke knows how jealous he gets. Sometimes he thinks that his husband just loves to tease him while the other he just knows that he's jealous for no reason. James was pretty sure he learned his lesson when Luke made him sleep at the sofa in the unfinished nursery after he chased and dumped paint on one of the craddle designers. In his defense, the guy was one of Luke's fan and is practically drooling over his husband. 

Now though, he is hundred percent sure that Luke's teasing him.

"You're the most in-shape expectant man I've ever met, Mr. Balthazar. We'll go through the pre and post birth work out smoothly, I'm pretty sure," the Spanish instructor - James doesn't get it why Luke's instructor are always exotic and touches him more than they should - helped to hold up Luke's leg. 

James hates yoga session. Luke's in his loose sweats - still looks ridiculously appealing that he wants to just ride him there - and he is always in too tight tee shirt. 

3.

"Delicious," Luke moaned with his head slightly thrown back. He cradled the tub of homemade ice cream close as if it was Holy Grail itself. 

He didn't think he could be jealous of an ice cream but truthfully James knew it was because the one who made it is not someone he is overly fond of. Said person was sitting crossed leg next to Luke, smugly looking at him as he shared the pistachio ice cream with his husband.

James scowled while furiously typing on his iphone. HE IS ALLERGIC TO PISTACHIO, DAMN IT. Plus Luke didn't even want to be near to any pistachio related stuff before he knocked him up, not just because James is allergic to it but because apparently Nicky told him it would cause horrible dry skin. He's sure Nicky is just exaggerating but god how he wished that Luke's annoying friend is here right now to throw the stupid ice cream away - and maybe he could throw out Michael Kohler as well.

4.

Luke is not and will never be jealous.

Obviously now though he is green in jealousy as he watched his obstetrician - a sexy blonde with long legs, he'll call her Felicity bitch long legs from now on - eye fuck his gorgeous husband who is clearly teasing him by letting her place her stupid fingers on his thigh.

The glass of water and lime in his hand is about to break, he's trying to control his jealousy to no avail. How does James do it with all the numerous exotic men Luke uses to tease him? Plus in Luke's defense, it is a weird pregnancy craving of him, he craves for James' jealousy. He certainly can't blame him.

"Darling," Luke practically purred, placing his free hand on his other untainted thigh as he shot Felicity bitch long legs a tight and quite possibly a back off he is mine smile. He leaned close to James' ears and whispered, "I'll give you a blow job to seal the promise of never making you jealous again if you push her filthy fingers off you."

James lets out a triumph smirk.